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    Young Wife

    A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The fantasy of having a young woman in his bed soon became a nightmare when he found that he could not last long enough to satisfy his young bride. His wife, as understanding as she was exciting, told him that all was well even if he was quick to get out of the saddle. Determined to satisfy this sweet young thing, the man visited the doctor to get some advice. "Doctor, I can't seem to hold back for very long when I make love to my young wife and I can't satisfy her. What can I do?" The doctor smiled, patted him on the shoulder, and said in a professional manner, "Try a bit of self-stimulation before having intercourse with your wife and you'll find that you'll last longer and ultimately satisfy her." "Okay, Doctor. If you think that will help." Later that afternoon, his young bride called him at work to let him know that she would be attacking him at the front door when he arrived home. "Be prepared, my darling, I'm going to ravish you," she cooed over the phone. Undaunted, the man decided to follow the doctor's advice. But where? In the office? The Xerox room? What if someone walked in on him? He got in his truck and began the journey home. Soon he decided he would find a spot on the road to pull over, climb under the truck and pretend to be inspecting the rear axle, and do the deed there. A moment later, he pulled over, crawled beneath the truck, closed his eyes tightly, fantasized about his young wife, and began his "therapy." A few minutes later, just as he was about to complete his therapy session, he felt someone tugging on his pants leg. Keeping his eyes tightly shut to avoid ruining the fantasy he was enjoying, he said, "Yes?" "Sir, I'm with the Police Department. Could you tell me what you are doing, please?" "Yes, officer, I'm inspecting my truck's rear axle," he replied confidently. "Well, you should've checked the brakes, your truck rolled down the hill a few minutes ago."
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    Bad Smells

    A handsome young man and a beautiful girl met and it was love at first sight. They immediately got married and went on their honeymoon. On their wedding night, the bride went into the bathroom to freshen up. Unfortunately, she had a case of bad breath so severe she had to take a powerful drug to control it. She was about to take the drug when she decided it would be best to let her husband in on her secret since they would be spending the rest of their lives together. So she returned to bed without taking the drug. Her husband then went into the bathroom to freshen up. He also had a problem with foot odor so offensive it required a special preparation to keep it under control. He was about to apply the preparation when he decided it would be better to let his wife know about his problem because she would find out about it sooner or later anyway. He skipped applying the preparation, returned to bed, grabbed his wife and gave her a big kiss. She said, "Honey, there's something I have to tell you." "OK," he said, "but I already know what it is ... you ate my socks."
  3. The two major operating systems are going to be released in 2007. The one if Microsoft's Vista and another is Apple's Leopard. I just wanted to know which os will be superior to other? I've heard vista has copied many things from Tiger
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    Which Graphic card do you have?

    Which Graphic card do you have?
  5. Well, for those of you using firefox, which extensions do you have installed? For those who don't, get it here asap: www.getfirefox.com As there are tons of extensions, it is always good to hear what other ppl are using. Personally, I use: Fasterfox - Makes loading websites faster by opening more simultaneous download channels: https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1269/ Videodownloader - Download embedded video from google video and the like: https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/2390/ Auto Copy - automatically copies highlighted text into the clipboard, saves you pressing Crtl-C, useful for downloads I tell you! https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/383/ Foxpose - creates a tab with thumbnail previews of all the other tabs that are open - useful if you get lost browsing! https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1457/ Flashgot - The most useful interface to FlashGet https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/220/ And of course, the Google Toolbar!